He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just gargled with NyQuil
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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