how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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