Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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