she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
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What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
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I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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