random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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