I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
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