New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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