I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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