why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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