I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
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The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Holy shit dude........stairs
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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