And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Even the bartender felt bad for me
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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