either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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