I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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