Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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