Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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