I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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