and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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