ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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