woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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