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Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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