They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
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I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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