For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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