On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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