explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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