1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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