Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
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I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
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