Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
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I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
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i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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