Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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