I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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