Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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You. Win. At. Life.
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
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Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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