somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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