Cold hands, warm shart.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
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Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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