i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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