i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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