i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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