They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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