Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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