Life is so much better after having sex.
my being single is dangerous.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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