I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I just had sex on a roof
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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