Got a toothbrush?
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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