She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
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Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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