Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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