so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
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He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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