trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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