A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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