we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
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Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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