I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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