I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
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That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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