think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
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So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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