That's intense
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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