He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
There's even glitter on my cock...
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