Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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