She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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