garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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