return my video game
...so i touched it.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
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Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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