He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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