His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
COCAINE IS GR8
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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